Sunday, September 26, 2010

Stay Out of My Business

We all know the workplace is no place for a woman... but still, they have trouble understanding this. A man-driven business environment is best kept afloat my minimizing distractions. Men should not be concerned with things like Fall Fashion or which dish soap keeps dishes sparkling clean. The same goes for a home office. That's why today's entry is entitled "Stay Out of My Business"

Fluttering papers, overturned desks, 
A barren wasteland devoid of productivity.

This is the dark portrait
Of business nightmare.

Though your babymaker, we cannot live without,
Your business advice, we can.

So please, don't come into my office
Trying to educate me about the wonders of Clorox,
When I'm clearly trying to look at porn.
And now that you distracted me,
I missed an important plot point.
Alas, I am lost.






33 comments:

  1. Hahaha. Wow, very misogynic..and hilarious! You should definitely check out our post about drunken hook ups, I think you will find it to your liking. ;)

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  2. women can write a spreadsheet while they're in the kitchen making me a spreadsheet PIE

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  3. Very nice poetry, i'm thinking of starting my own poetry blog soon, hope you check it out!

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  4. I had to come back just to get a second read

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  5. this is better than the last one I read

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  6. Keep it up man. Loving the great poems.

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  7. haha that pics funny. only reason to get a wife

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  8. Hahaha i love these poems! They bring a smile to my face everytime

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  9. Haha this is tru!! It now wonder why the top richlist is mainly men!

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  10. I really don't get this whole, woman stays in the kitchen... equal rights for all!

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  11. Ha! First time I've visited, really dig the poems. :D

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  12. lol get back in the kitchen!

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  13. this is a good post that makes me want to come back for more

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  14. thx for the great post! I will definitely come back for more!

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  15. That is one genuine instructional picture.

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  16. Haha wow, my girlfriend would kill me if I said that...

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  17. lmao love the picute, why cant both those women both both jobs, u go girl :D

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