Now that the sappy shit is out of the way, lets get to some fuckin poetry:
I hate the things you watch, my dear
They drive me fucking crazy
Like I care what Snookie does
Or who's dating Scorsese.
Reality shows
Hollywood hoes
William Dafoes
Justin Bieber's nose
I'm beginning to doze
How can you watch those shows?!
You know I love you despite your taste
But I'm seriously thinking of becoming chaste
Just from you watching this terrible drivel
I shit you not, it makes my c*ck shrivel.
Yet frown, you should not
Because I still think you're hot
And as R. Kelly would say
I want you in my kitchen all day.
cool song :D
ReplyDeletehahaha, man good stuff! that shit is funny.
ReplyDeleteShe watches Bieber? Thats pretty bad =/
ReplyDeleteNice song!
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ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteGreat.
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ReplyDeletehaha that was very interesting. nice form of poetry, like iggy said its alsmot like a rap, yet not realli. im intrigued :)
ReplyDeleteWow man, these poems are awesome. They hit it on the head, exactly what I used to try to tell my girlfriend. And yet, they are still hilarious too.
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