You throw like a ninny
You eat like a mouse
You poop like a midget
And you gossip like a louse
But babe when it comes to booze,
You drink like there's nothing to lose
Like a noble sailor on the open seas,
You down that Jack Daniels with ease!
As I lay on cold floor, feeling my poor tummy roar,
You chill with my friends until the night ends
Drawing dicks on my face
Not cool.
Though I kid about alcohol, ladies, you should keep this in mind....
That's just sexist. |
hahaha...Alcohol is like the worst substance to drink.....
ReplyDeleteHa nice. Another good one man.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear she has a higher tolerance. I hope it's not because she has more mass.
:)
Ahaha, that's great man. I actually lol'd on that one. XD
ReplyDeleteDrawing dicks on your face is the best way to say "I love you."
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ReplyDeleteBahaha, definitely following this!
ReplyDeletelmao at the bottom pic, i'm a leightweight too =D
ReplyDeleteThis is absolutely hilarious. Really man, loved this one.
ReplyDeletegave me teh lulz
ReplyDeleteThat picture is pretty awesome :)
ReplyDeleteI'm a gonna have nightmares from that 'chick'
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