I Hate The Things You Watch

First of all I'd like to say thanks to all my readers. I didn't expect this blog to take hold so quickly. I've only been doing this a few days now, and to have so many of you following me already and tweeting/stumbling/whatever you do to share my poetry is really a big motivation for me. So thanks to you all!


Now that the sappy shit is out of the way, lets get to some fuckin poetry:

I hate the things you watch, my dear

They drive me fucking crazy

Like I care what Snookie does

Or who's dating Scorsese.

Reality shows

Hollywood hoes

William Dafoes

Justin Bieber's nose

I'm beginning to doze

 How can you watch those shows?!

You know I love you despite your taste

But I'm seriously thinking of becoming chaste

Just from you watching this terrible drivel

I shit you not, it makes my c*ck shrivel.

Yet frown, you should not

Because I still think you're hot

And as R. Kelly would say

I want you in my kitchen all day.